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Gwyenth Paltrow will never go to The Met Gala again!

Gwyenth Paltrow will never go to The Met Gala again!
May 9, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Gwyenth Paltrow

You would figure that getting the opportunity to spend the night getting free stuff and hanging around famous, fashionable people would be one of those things you don’t really complain about. But you’d be forgetting about Gwyneth Paltrow, the woman who needs a bathtub in the middle of her bedroom because she can afford it. Of course, Gwyneth found something about the recent Met Gala to complain about, which I guess means no more Vogue covers or gala tickets. Whoops. Us Weekly reports …

A nation mourns. Gwyneth Paltrow’s appearance at the star-packed Met Gala in NYC on Monday, May 6 was apparently her very last. “I’m never going again,” Paltrow, 40, told USA Today of the Costume Institute Ball in NYC, where she wore a ladylike, modest Valentino Haute Couture Corolle gown. The Iron Man 3 star’s complaints? “It was so un-fun. It was boiling,” she explained. “I did not enjoy it at all.” Paltrow, whose friends Beyoncé and Madonna also attended fashion’s most glittery night, also explained why she and husband Chris Martin hit the bash separately, and avoided joint photographs together — telling the site they prefer to keep their 10-year marriage as “private” as possible.

If this were something like a school play or a mandatory dinner with your in-laws? Yeah, I can see why she’d complain. But this is a friggin’ gala. God knows how much free stuff is there or how difficult it is to get tickets to the event, and yet she’s totally cool with publicly bashing it because it was too hot? Oh boo-hoo. Last Sunday, we had to show up three hours early just to get a table for a drag show, and we didn’t have one cross word for anyone there.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.