Here’s a TMZ video of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin cutting off a school bus (strike one!) on their Vespas (strike two!) all while their kids ride along (strike three! You suck!) Yeah, apparently Gwynnie and Chris are the kind of Vespa riders who sort of weave in an out of traffic like especially dim salmon trying to swim up stream. Which wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world, except YOU NEARLY CRASHED INTO A SCHOOL BUS. Bitches need to check their blindspot, because nothing ruins a field trip like your bus driver having to explain why there’s a celebrity couple embedded in the bus’ grill.