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Gross Couple Alert: Tila Tequila and Nick Hogan!

Gross Couple Alert: Tila Tequila and Nick Hogan!
April 27, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Tila Tequila and Nick Hogan

Until Hitler rises from his grave and starts porking Queen Mary I, I think we’ve officially found the worst couple ever: Nick Hogan and Tila Tequila are rumored to be dating after meeting on a movie that they’re both working on … wait a minute, HA HA! Good one guys. I mean yeah, I can believe that Nick and Tila would fuck each other because they’re both awful people who would try to fuck a blender if they thought it would make them even slightly famous, but a movie? Together? HAHAHAHA! Oh you guys had me going for a second. No one would ever cast them in a movie!

“Tila and Nick spent a lot of time together both on and off the set and totally hooked up,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline exclusively. “Nick went into Tila’s trailer a lot and whenever they were in there the door was locked!” According to the source, Tila, 29, was robbing the cradle and didn’t find out until after they’d done the deed that Hogan is nine years her junior. “There was some major chemistry going on between them and even though they tried to hide it, everyone on the set knew what was going on,” the source says. SOURCE

Let’s see … he got into a car crash that left one of his friends with a GIANT GAPING HOLE IN HIS HEAD while telling anyone who held him accountable for his actions to fuck off, and she faked lesbianism, engagement, mourning, pregnancy, miscarriages, drug addictions, suicide attempts, so on and so forth. If these two ever do get married, can I suggest they take a honeymoon trip to the center of the fucking sun? I hear the weather is wonderful this time of year! And airfare’s cheap because you never have to worry about booking the return trip!

Tila Tequila and Nick Hogan