True story: I actually had to drag my boyfriend kicking and screaming to watch the Golden Globes, baiting him with the promise, “but Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will be hosting! They’ll be funny!” Thankfully, I wasn’t disappointed: the Golden Globes were good, wholesome, drunken fun. Glenn Close acted drunk and awesome, all the bits featuring Amy and Tina (including their recurring joke about a fake movie called Dog President) killed, and Anne Hathaway Kanye’d her own movie’s acceptance speech for Best Comedy or Musical. Seriously, how weird was that? It was like, no Anne! NO! You sit down! This is not all about you! Anyway, here’s the full list of winners, via HuffPo …
FILM
Best Motion Picture, Drama: “Argo”
Best Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: “Les Misérables”
Best Actress, Drama: Jessica Chastain, “Zero Dark Thirty”
Best Actor, Daniel Day-Lewis, “Lincoln”
Best Actress, Comedy or Musical: Jennifer Lawrence, “Silver Linings Playbook”
Best Actor, Comedy or Musical: Hugh Jackman, “Les Misérables”
Best Director: Ben Affleck, “Argo”
Best Supporting Actress: Anne Hathaway, “Les Misérables”
Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz, “Django Unchained”
Best Foreign Language Film: “Amour”
Best Animated Film: “Brave”
Best Screenplay: Quentin Tarantino, “Django Unchained”
Best Original Score: Mychael Danna, “Life of Pi”
Best Original Song: “Skyfall” (music and lyrics by Adele and Paul Epworth), “Skyfall”TELEVISION
Best Series, Drama: “Homeland”
Best Series, Musical or Comedy: “Girls”
Best Actress, Drama: Claire Danes, “Homeland”
Best Actor, Drama: Damian Lewis, “Homeland”
Best Actress, Comedy or Musical: Lena Dunham, “Girls”
Best Actor, Comedy or Musical: Don Cheadle, “House of Lies”
Best Miniseries or Movie: “Game Change”
Best Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Julianne Moore, “Game Change”
Best Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Kevin Costner, “Hatfields & McCoys”
Best Supporting Actress: Maggie Smith, “Downton Abbey”
Best Supporting Actor: Ed Harris, “Game Change”
I have nothing else to add to this, except Amy and Tina’s opening monologue. Dog President, coming to a theatre near you this Christmas!
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