Gillian Jacobs and Alison Brie go lesbian for GQ!

So despite the fact that the Emmys couldn’t so much as come up with one nomination for the best comedy on TV (that would be Community. If you’re not watching it, it’s because you’re awful), Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs decided to grace the world anyway with shots for GQ magazine featuring them spanking each other and WHY AM I STILL TALKING?!

Brie, in an essay she wrote about deflowering her gay friend: “My vagina would have been his road to salvation!” Which is to say, the girls are willing to embrace the funny in sex. “It’s just so deadly serious to each of us but hilarious to everyone else,” Jacobs says. “When you’re having sex with someone,” Brie adds, “it really is similar to putting yourself out there and saying, ‘I think this is funny and I hope you laugh.’ ”

“Fake it till you make it,” Jacobs says. “That’s what my drama teacher used to say.”

Brie: “I don’t think she was talking about sex.”

Jacobs, whose Britta has “slept with two-thirds of the male population” at the show’s school, is playing opposites, too: “The episode where I made out with my supposed lesbian friend was the first time I’d kissed a girl. I was terrified.”

Brie: “Aw, Gil! You should have let me know! We could have practiced!” SOURCE

Aaaaaaaaaaaand holy crap I’m not a lesbian but even my eyes are bouncing out of my head like one of those old timey wolf cartoons. Now they just need to have a follow up with Joel McHale and Donald Glover and this will officially be the greatest show of all time. LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD I WOULD.

Gillian Jacobs and Alison Brie

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