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Getting naked for Playboy gave Lindsay Lohan confidence!

Getting naked for Playboy gave Lindsay Lohan confidence!
December 12, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Lindsay Lohan

Because clearly, the problem with Lindsay Lohan is that she doesn’t have enough confidence, in her recent interview with them, Lindsay claims that showing off her boobs gave her the confidence she needs to … I don’t know. Do more drugs I guess? Have an even more inflated sense of unwarranted self-importance? Gosh, the sky’s practically the limit for Lindsay’s boobs and their confidence. Via MSNBC:

“Sex and sexuality are a part of nature, and I go along with nature,” the Mean Girls star says of her in-the-buff photos, which are an homage to the late Monroe’s own iconic Playboy spread. “Knowing yourself and your body is so important because it gives you confidence, and in life, women need confidence.” In the leaked pics, Lohan wears just a pair of a pumps, with her blonde locks in retro-style waves and with her lips a bright shade of vampy red. “It’s a very male-dominated world to begin with, so knowing yourself and being comfortable with your body is an important thing for me as a woman. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but this is mine.”

Honestly, this all makes way more sense if you assume that LiLo thinks “confidence” means “$1,000,000”. Because let’s face it, Lindsay didn’t do Playboy because she wanted to show off her heaving confidence. She was going to jail, they were all worried that she’d be in there for a while, and then someone over at Playboy said “one million” and Dina Lohan‘s va-jay-jay turned into a waterfall as she shoved daughter right through the gates of the mansion. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with posing nude, but let’s not pretend this was all put together to give Lindsay confidence. That’s what gin is for.

Lindsay Lohan