Oh whatever, you all know it’s true: if you are a dude who likes other dudes, then chances are you also love Mad Men star Christina Hendricks, with her being a curvy, statuesque goddess and all. Well, as it turns out Christina loves it when gay guys and women hit on her, which I’d be only too happy to do. Seriously, anyone who says they wouldn’t switch teams for that piece of ginger pie is clearly insane.
Men love her–that’s a given–but women love her more. She’s a relief, because after years of endless bobbleheads on the red carpet, Christina’s voluptuous figure (not to mention her total ease with herself) seems entirely remarkable. “Women hit on me,” she chuckles. “My husband thinks it’s so odd that so many women hit on me.” Gay men too. “They say to me, ‘Well, I’m not straight, but if I was … ‘ I think it’s so flattering.” SOURCE
Well of course we hit on her. Who wouldn’t? The woman has a rack you can land a plane on. I may be a strict cocknivore, but my God, I’m pretty sure those things defy gravity. If Newton were alive to see those puppies, he’d shit a brick. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to motorboat my screen again. *BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBBRBRBRBBRBRBRBBRBR*
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