ALERT! ALERT! SIMON! RANDY! PAULA!
THIS IS A CALLOUT! PLEASE INTERVENE! IS THERE NOTHING YOU THREE CAN DO? PLEASE I BEG OF YOU – THIS COULD BE A SCANDAL BIGGER THAN MONICA’S STAINED DRESS – COME ON! IT COULD BE BREAKING NEWS DURING THE DAY – URENT BREAKING INFORMATION – SIMON COWELL LED THE RESISTANCE – PAULA JOINED IN – RANDY CROSSED OVER! THE IDOL JUDGES DEMANDED THAT JENNIFER HUDSON BE PLACED BACK IN COMPETITION – AND NEXT WEEK ALL SEVEN WILL PEFORM AGAIN – THIS WILL BE A BAD DREAM – A BAD BARRY MANILOW INFESTED NIGHTMARE – IT WILL BE LIKE WHEN PAM GOT IN THE SHOWER – AND BOBBY EWING SURPISED HER – ITS A BAD DREAM FOLKS! PLEASE IF THERE IS ANY JUSTICE – SOMEONE – SIMON HEAR MY CRY!!! WE WORSHIP YOU SIMON – WE LOVE PAULA – AND RANDY IS ARIGHT – COME ONE! IM ON A MISSION – SAVE JENNIFER!
for not voting for the THREE divas of AMERICAN IDOL – the top three landed the bottom three in tonights results show – and in the end – the AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING jennifer hudson was left out in the cold – fuck you all – this is a talent show – not who we feel bad for – not a revenge for JPL leaving – not WILLIAM HUNG syndrome – ok this is to be a vote for THE BEST – and yr all voting for the worst – red better go in hiding – cause if i see him i might kick his 16 yr old ass in – YES IM PISSED (mom let me feel this one out!) i was shocked – and saddened tonight – ivan wont even watch IDOL next week – im distraught – BUT have no fear i so know jennifer hudson going to do well with or without AMERICAN IDOL – and next week – that piss ant redhead better go – or his little slut friend diana – yes im super harsh today – and super fucking pissed – just watch who you all are voting for – its so not cute or funny – and if you know me personally stay the fuck out of my way on the IDOL issue – talk to the fucking hand people! JENNIFER – you go girl – you kick all their asses – and yr gonna shine! i will miss you girl – but im on hudson alert – im watching ya!
April 21, 2004