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FitnessBytes: Dance bitch!

FitnessBytes: Dance bitch!
December 1, 2010 WES FERGUSON



Only Madonna would administrate a dance class where everybody must wear synchronized wardrobes. Seen here, Her Madge-isty is leading a class at the opening of Hard Candy Fitness in Mexico City, wearing designer workout clothes that probably cost more than you made last paycheck.




Her Hard Candy Gym is supposedly close to a thousand dollars to join and hundreds of dollars a year in membership fees. Somebody needs to tell Ma-dodo that you don’t need no stinking high-end gym to dance, bitch! Clear the living room furniture off to the side and pump up the jamz.



Of course, it wouldn’t hurt you to hang around a dance studio either. Taking a class is great exercise, plus there might be an opportunity to meet some hotties. Everybody knows dancers are supernova (if you need further proof, see photographic evidence on my blog!)



Be a dance bitch & stay beautiful! {w}



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