Grady Sizemore is making a comeback with a one-year contract with the Boston Red Sox that could land him $6 million next year. Like any good celebrity, he already has some controversy behind him — luckily for us, its a NUDE PHOTO SCANDAL! The pics came out a few years ago when his ex-girlfriend’s computer was “hacked” and the photos were “leaked,” showing him nearly naked. You’re welcome!
Grady has also dated Playboy playmates. Next stop, Victoria’s Secret model in 3 … 2 …
This hot 31-year-old is primed to be the next big sports star, although with a name like SIZEMORE it’s a little sad that tiny coffee cup so easily covers his manhood. Still, it would make a great porn star name is this whole MLB thing doesn’t work out for him.
In the meantime, Tom Brady, A-Rod and David Beckham, welcome a new member to the hottie club.
PS Grady took a season off to recover from injuries, so if there’s a take home here it would be this: NOBODY is impervious to injury and that the smart thing to do is let those boo boos heal before getting back on the field (literally or figuratively). Also, if you look like this then all the naked selfies in the world are still not enough.