Hey, you know all those rumors about how Fergie might be leaving The Black Eyed Peas? Well, sadly, those aren’t true, which means you can look forward to even more terrible music that will never leave your head no matter how hard you try. Aren’t you lucky? In fact, they’re supposedly NEVER going to break up, which I’m sure must warm the cockles of your heart.
Speaking to Sirius XM radio on Saturday at Los Angeles’ Electric Daisy Carnival, Will told the Area station, “She called me today. I talked to her today, I was like, ‘So, Fergie is it true that you’re leaving?’ She was like, ‘You’re a f—ing idiot!’ I was like, ‘You know I’m just jokin’ with you, pulling your leg.’ We ain’t going anywhere. It’s a family. People are reading into our vacation [schedules].” SOURCE
Wow. So first they tease us with an album called The E.N.D., then they drop a rumor about how Fergie might be ditching Will.I.Am (along with the other two no one cares about) and now they’re saying they’re never breaking up? Christ, that’s like telling a five-year-old that you’re taking him to Disneyland, then bringing him to the dentist instead. And then you tell him that Santa doesn’t exist and that his parents are getting divorced because of him. Yeah, my birthdays suuuuuuuuucked.