Vivid Video has just released Farrah Abraham‘s new porn / sex tape video (here’s a very NSFW preview), which means whatever fame she had from being a colossal bitch on Teen Mom got stretched out for another fifteen minutes. Or however long it takes for her viewers to climax. Twenty minutes I guess? Either way, Farrah wants you all to stop tweeting her about it because something something something she had a baby when she was sixteen, do you really expect a cogent reason out of her?
Well looks like Vivid released their version of my video… ya i'm not watching, but thank you all for the positive compliments #XXX
— FARRAH ABRAHAM (@F1abraham) May 6, 2013
I KNOW WHAT'S OUT- Don't talk to me about it:) Thanks #XXX
— FARRAH ABRAHAM (@F1abraham) May 6, 2013
Except here she is retweeting someone sent her about her porn tape. Hey, it’s the only reason she’s famous at this point, so why not milk it?
https://twitter.com/bellemarie28/status/331245183461097473
In all fairness here, Farrah was only famous for popping out a baby when she was a teenager, ruining her kid’s life, and then bitching out her mother for trying to help her raise the child she never should have had in the first place. Thanks to porn, Farrah now at least has a real job that requires actual work. Although who are we kidding? I don’t think that’s ever occurred to Farrah. She’s probably just happy anyone is vaguely aware she’s alive.