Farrah Abraham’s sex tape is actually a porno with James Deen

Earlier today, we posted about how Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham may or may not have had a sex tape floating around because really, when the only thing you’ve done with your life is get knocked up as a teenager then allow MTV to film you as you fail at motherhood, porn is a step in the right direction. Except it turns out it wasn’t just a sex tape, but a full-blown porno starring James Deen (aka Lindsay Lohan‘s The Canyons co-star) and will most likely be distributed by Vivid. TMZ reports …

James Deen — a professional porn star — tells TMZ, “Word travels fast … it isn’t even edited yet. We shot it yesterday.” When asked if the two were dating, based on the fact they were seen holding hands yesterday, Deen said, “Definitely not dating. Got tested together on Friday and then saw her on set. That is my only experience with the lady.” As we first reported, the XXX footage is being shopped around to various porno companies — including Vivid. We spoke to Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch who tells us he’s seen the entire tape and says, “It’s amazing … and I’m doing everything in my power to get the rights to put it out.”

Is it just me, or is James very quickly being very quickly typecast as “the adorable porn star who stars in movies with famous morons”? Jeebus, this poor guy basically works his ass off to finally make it to the mainstream, and then he ends up playing opposite LiLo and someone whose only accomplishment was having unprotected underage sex and not getting an abortion. What fresh hell is that to live with?

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