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Farrah Abraham beat Kim Kardashian in a porn battle!

Farrah Abraham beat Kim Kardashian in a porn battle!
May 7, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Farrah Abraham

I may not be the biggest fan of Farrah Abraham (read: she is the devil) and I may not be the biggest fan of how she turned what should have been a simple porn shoot into a hurricane of entitled MTV crazy, but I do have to give credit where credit is due: according to TMZ, Farrah’s porno has reportedly beaten the ever-living crap out of Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Kim got her ass kicked by a Teen Mom! Oh, that is golden. Showers. Kim Kardashian got peed on.

According to our porn sources … Farrah’s 70-minute debut, Backdoor Teen Mom, lured in more than 2 million visitors in just 12 hours Monday … annihilating the record previously held by Kim K and Ray J — which attracted 600,000 during the same time frame. Farrah swamped Vivid’s servers so hard … the site went down Monday morning for 9 minutes … which is more than enough time to satisfy most of the buyers — trust us … Vivid honchos tell us they were able to access additional servers to handle, as they put it, “the immense load.”

Oh Steve Hirsch, you are amazing. But seriously, that’s just what happens when you jump straight to buttsex instead of going for a golden shower scene. You have to know what does and does not sell on the web. It’s simple economics, actually.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.