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Farrah Abraham: Writing the next “Fifty Shades of Grey?”

Farrah Abraham: Writing the next “Fifty Shades of Grey?”
August 31, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Farrah Abraham

Famewhore Farrah Abraham‘s greatest assets have always been her implants her inability to understand just how little talent she actually has and her willingness to do whatever it takes for attention. This has lead to her trying and failing to make it in porn, acting, and reality television shows, so of course now she’s going to write an erotic novel which she’s absolutely certain will outsell “Fifty Shades of Grey”. Good luck with that. RadarOnline reports …

Former Teen Mom turned porn star, Farrah Abraham, has plans to author an erotic romance novel and thinks it will be good enough to rival top-seller “Fifty Shades of Grey!” Bustling to keep a career going, Farrah already wrote a book called “My Teenage Dream Ended” and told Enstars in an interview on Sunday of her new book, “Fifty Shades of Grey is gonna have their money.” The phrase is: “Going to give them a run for their money,” but we assume that’s what Farrah meant.

Yes, it’s that kind of mastery of the English language that will one day make Farrah a literary phenomenon. Now here’s the thing: “Fifty Shades of Grey” was a sloppily written, poorly researched pile of wish-fulfilling crap that misrepresented the kink community as a bunch of misogynists and abusers, basically the polar opposite of what an actual BDSM relationship actually is. That being said, even a colossal piece of crap like that would still be leaps and bounds above whatever the hell Farrah could come up with. You could throw a dictionary into a bonfire and the ashes would still be considered a huge step above Farrah’s sh!tty theoretical book.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.