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Farrah Abraham: Still lying about her sex tape / porno

Farrah Abraham: Still lying about her sex tape / porno
January 24, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Farrah Abraham

Despite the fact that Farrah Abraham released a professionally made porno, made with actual porn stars and a camera crew by Vivid Video whom she emailed a script to beforehand, Farrah is still trying to pretend it was a “sex tape”. Uh-huh. Well, apparently on last night’s episode of Couples Therapy, she lied to everyone about how it was a “sex tape” and that there was no camera person on hand even though she literally said there was just moments before. Oh, to live the life of a liar, yet be too stupid to actually know how to lie … anyway, now she’s in damage control, saying that she never said the thing she said on camera for everyone to hear.

https://twitter.com/F1abraham/status/426538836345106432

You spelled #LIARS wrong, just so you know. Anyway, I’m guessing that if Farrah went through Couples Therapy, yet she’s still a lying little tosspot, then *SPOILERS*  it probably didn’t work. To be fair though, I don’t think anything could work at this point because she’s delusional to the point where she thinks her toddler daughter is just super cool doing her own thing, or that this counts as music rather than the dying croaks of a person choking on an iPhone. I’m honestly just amazed she’s smart enough to remember how to breathe.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.