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Farrah Abraham’s sex tape … the sequel … ugh

Farrah Abraham’s sex tape … the sequel … ugh
February 7, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Farrah Abraham

Lying liar who tells lies Farrah Abraham said that her last sex tape (read: porno) ruined her life and that she wasn’t a porn star. So of course, she made another sex tape (read: porno) which I’m sure she’ll lie about some more. FishWrapper reports …

The movie is called “Farrah 2: Backdoor and More,” and it comes with the rock-solid guarantee that this tape isn’t the “at home” sex tape she tried to play off as a leak like the first time around — former co-star (not boyfriend) James Deen reprises his role in the new film, and executives at Vivid tell us that she uses three different fantasy fetish swings as foreplay, and then takes it — again — from Deen. Three of them. Swallow that for a second.

Ooooo, a fetish swing! Gosh, you went all the way to literally any sex store, picked out a cheap-ass canvas one and now you think your kinky. Good for you. But in all seriousness, I look forward to Farrah slamming everyone who helped her out by lying about them, and then those lies immediately being disproved because she’s a narcissistic sociopath and a compulsive liar who is somehow too stupid to lie. She is a very special kind of awful.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.