Farrah Abraham released from rehab for being a douchey famewhore

Farrah Abraham released from rehab for being a douchey famewhore
July 9, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Farrah Abraham

A little over a week ago, Farrah Abraham was forced to go to court-ordered rehab after the director of drug-and-alcohol education course basically called her out for being a spoiled douche. Well, turns out Farrah’s now being kicked out of rehab, and once again it has everything to do with the fact that she’s an entitled famewhore. Who’d a thunk? RadarOnline reports …

Among the issues: The single mother-of-one got involved in an argument with a nurse, tried to take photos of another patient, Tan Mom, during group therapy and upset fellow patients and counsellors, who complained to management that she acted like a bully. Bosses at the clinic — she entered a 10-day outpatient program last Monday — were so fed up that they made the move against her on Monday afternoon after first trying to evict her on the eve of July 4.

Other instances of poor behavior included a series of diva-style demands, such as requesting a juicer be delivered to her hotel, the source said. “Farrah could have stayed on the grounds of Lukens and had access to their facilities, the chefs and the center’s a la carte menu, but instead she opted to stay at a hotel,” the insider revealed. “Still, she demanded the same luxuries that the center offers its patients be available to her at the hotel.”

If you’re at all surprised by this, don’t be. MTV basically paid an idiot thousands of dollars to be an idiot and then proceeded to encourage her and coddle her until she actually thought she was a legitimate celebrity instead of being some dumbass teenager too stupid to use a condom, too spoiled to take responsibility for the life she brought into this world, and too talentless to accomplish anything with her life. I guess what I’m trying to say is you get what you pay for.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.