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Farrah Abraham’s reality show already got canned!

Farrah Abraham’s reality show already got canned!

Farrah Abraham

Hey, remember Farrah Abraham? What’s that? You don’t, because she didn’t quite understand that fame, regardless of what medium you work in, requires actual talent and interest rather than just clamoring for attention? Oh yeah, that’s right. Well, Farrah apparently figured that putting together a sex tape like Kim Kardashian would instantly net her a reality show, and hoooooo boy was she ever wrong. Turns out, Farrah’s show has already been cancelled before anyone could even capture a single moment of it. RadarOnline reports …

RadarOnline has learned, “each network it was pitched to passed,” a source revealed. “The consensus was they didn’t feel Farrah could carry her own show. Needless to say, you will not be seeing the project Finding Farrah anytime soon.” The television insider said Farrah is no longer working with Spinboi, which previously had announced via its Facebook page that they intended on creating “TV magic” with the Backdoor Teen Mom — who has made a name for herself with various strip club appearances in recent months.

Here’s the thing: The reason why Kim and Paris Hilton were able to turn sex tapes into reality shows isn’t because they just had sex tapes. It was because they came from wealthy families who could buy them shows. And the reason why people like James Deen was able to lampoon porn into film work is because he has talent, and happens to be an individual who enjoys expressing himself in different ways. But Farrah isn’t smart enough to grasp that complexity, so her lizard brain basically tied porn to fame and then proceeded to find anyway she could to gain notoriety. And so she failed. Hard. Ha ha.

JEREMY FEIST
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.