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Farrah Abraham is working in a stripclub as ‘research’

Farrah Abraham is working in a stripclub as ‘research’
August 14, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Farrah Abraham

In case you were wondering how Farrah Abraham‘s frozen greek yogurt business was going, she’s now working as a stripper. I’ll let you do the math on that turn-around. Anyway, according to E! News, she started off as a cocktail waitress but has now graduated to being one of the strippers. Also, she’s only doing it for “research” for her next book. You know, those books that she “writes herself”. Yeah those ones. Those require research.

“I’m doing research,” the 23-year-old explains to E! News exclusively. “A friend of mine works there and I’m researching. I’ve been trying out all the roles that make up a gentleman’s club, including cocktailing and dancing. There’s management and there’s cooking too. It’s job shadowing that I hope pays off. In the same way Jennifer Aniston researched her role as a stripper, that’s what I’m doing. It’s how I get the information to write my books and do my movies. Unfortunately, I’m not free to talk about what those future projects may be. But I’m interested in hearing all the women’s stories. And while I’m doing it, I’m getting paid. I’m getting paid to play a role and get informed.”

Sure, it’d be easy to say that Farrah is too dumb to lie, and yet seems committed to the completely ridiculous notion that this is required research. But who’s to say that Farrah isn’t simply the Jane Goodall of strippers. “How interesting. The subject known as “Karizma” seems to be doing some sort gyrating dance with her breasts, thus propelling the tassles on her pasties in a circular fashion. Is she using this to shoo away flies? Display her lactation skills? Truly these are remarkable creatures.”

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.