Farrah Abraham is already selling out Vivid Video

Farrah Abraham

Earlier today, I talked about Farrah Abraham and her porno she lied is a sex tape, wondering how long it would take before she inevitably sold out Vivid Video because she’s a lying little sociopath. If you guessed “a few hours” then hooray! You win! You bet on Farrah being the worst person imaginable and it paid off. TMZ reports …

Farrah’s lawyer tells TMZ … his client did not give Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch permission to release a sequel to “Backdoor Teen Mom.” The lawyer says the so-called new sex tape is just extra footage from the first shoot she did — with porn star James Deen. According to the lawyer, Farrah is “a mother, a public figure, and an author,” and not a porn star. The lawyer says they tried to shut down Hirsch, to no avail. Something tells us … Hirsch has a release (not that kind) in his hands that gives him the right to the footage.

Oh, this is just too good. I love how they try to paint her as a victim by saying she’s a mother, and a public figure, and an author! Except that she’s a terrible mother, she’s barely famous, and her book reads like the world’s best argument for illiteracy. But the best part, the absolute best part, is that Farrah signed off on all of this. Because once again, there’s no such thing as a “leaked” sex tape. The only way they could have done this is if Farrah signed a lengthy release form and provided two forms of valid, government-issued ID. So yeah, as I said in the last post: A compulsive liar who is somehow too stupid to lie.

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