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Everyone is happy that Osama is dead!

Everyone is happy that Osama is dead!
May 2, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Osama bin Laden

So it turns out that when you’re the man behind one of (if not THE) most devastating attack on American soil ever, no one will really be all that sad to see you go. If anything, everyone will party and drink and gloat about it on Twitter and Facebook because you’re less than scum and your death not only brought some closure to the millions of families torn apart by 9/11, but landed a huge blow to the face of terrorism. So now it’s time for a round-up of celebrities celebrating Osama bin Laden‘s death on Twitter, because I’m pretty sure every single part of that sentence would piss bin Laden off to NO end.

Neil Patrick Harris: Everyone is sitting around my living room, mouths agape. Wow, what a night. Thank you, Mr. President, for such an eloquent speech.

Lindsay Lohan: Go USA!

Paris Hilton: Just landed back in LA, so happy to hear the news of Osama bin Laden’s death. He was the face of terrorism and such an evil man. The world is a much better place with him not in it.

Dancing With The Stars pro Mark Ballas: Finally Justice #Osamaisdead… Sending love out to our Brave troops … we are so grateful

Charlie Sheen: Dead or Alive. WE PREFER DEAD! Well done SEAL team! AMERICA: #WINNING that’s how we roll

Katy Perry: AMERICA F*** YEAH, HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHER F***IN DAY YEAH!

Rob Lowe: Tonight’s long awaited news sounds like the work of the S.E.A.L’s. Good job guys, many families thank you… At ground zero now. Everyone together. No separate religions or political parties. Just people. Americans together; proud.

Director Michael Moore: I’m in New York tonight, no one’s going 2 bed. It’s 1am. There’s so much happening Ground Zero packed so many remembering that horrible day.

James Van Der Beek: Amidst all the chants of “USA”, let’s recognize that removing #Osama is a victory in the fight for human dignity. And that war ain’t over…

Kristen Chenoweth: I’m thrilled we got Osama. Prayers and thoughts go out to all 9-11 families.

Nia Vardalos: God bless all servicemen/women who pursue justice in search of freedom.

The Office’s Mindy Kaling: I hope all families with loved ones who perished on September 11th are feeling some closure. Our country’s great.

Olivia Munn: Coming from a military family and as a proud American- GOD BLESS all the soldiers fighting this war. BIG HUG!! #cantheycomehomenow??

Sandra Bernhard: thank you @barackobama for getting the job done, quietly with class and dignity. nuff said.

Dane Cook: Osama Bin Laden’s demise finally comes after stupidly activating his iPhones FIND MY PHONE feature.

Vampire Diaries star Ian Somerhalder: “Trump demands to see osama death cert”

Jimmy Fallon: Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around.

Kevin Nealon: Throngs of citizens are celebrating outside The White House waiting for Obama and Michelle to kiss on the balcony. SOURCE

I’m going to keep this brief, mostly because I don’t want to keep you waiting for whatever it is you’ll have to deal with on the other side, so suck it, asshole. No man is more powerful than liberty and justice, and you have the gaping bullet wounds to prove it, fucker. Congratulations and thanks to our troops currently fighting to maintain the freedoms we’ll never truly be able to repay you for.

Osama bin Laden