You’ve gotta love how the only time anyone remembers that Heidi Montag exists is when they remember how much they absolutely hate the bitch. Anyway, after Heidi told everyone that she was in talks to appear on The Real Housewives of Beverley Hills, Bravo‘s Andy Cohen told the entire world that he hates her and would rather gouge out his eyes then have her on the show. FUCKING SERIOUSLY.
Heidi Montag expressed interest in appearing on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills earlier this week and last night Bravo’s Andy Cohen responded. “That trash is delusional!” Andy said on Thursday’s Watch What Happens Live, referring to Heidi. “And I would sooner stab my knives into my own eyes than see her on this network!” Andy then named her the show’s “Jackhole of the Week” Meow! Heidi, we have to agree with Andy, you’re best staying put in the land of obscurity. SOURCE
THIS. IS. AWESOME. On so many levels. First, the fact that Heidi is such a nobody that she can’t even get on a show about a bunch of other nobodies. Second, that someone other than myself would voluntarily stab his own eyes out then allow Heidi back on TV. Andy, you’re doing God’s work.