Alright, now that everyone knows Star magazine is written by a bunch of liars, Britney Spears somehow managed to sneak past her conservators to show everyone on Twitter how a real hillbilly bitch does it.
PS – Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya’ll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass! SOURCE
Alright, so that statement in and of itself doesn’t seem too too bad. Although it should be noted that after tweeting this, Britney Spears put on her best wife beater, jumped into her General Lee and threw a dead possum at the doors of the Star magazine offices. GIT ME THE BANJO, JIM BOB, WE’S GUNNA MAKE DEM PAPPERAZZIES PAY! DERP-DEE-DURRRRRR!!!