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Eva Longoria totally just owned Tony Parker!

Eva Longoria totally just owned Tony Parker!
November 18, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Now that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are are not are are not again officially are getting divorced, reports are surfacing that Eva may have totally just PWNED Tony by blindsiding him with the divorce papers after she found out he cheated on her.

When Desperate Housewives star Eva discovered the relationship and the texts her marriage blew up and she and Tony agreed to divorce. “But Eva was hurt and she wanted a little revenge,” the source revealed. “So she blindsided Tony with the divorce filing. “They were working out the details about who was going to file and when. They didn’t want it to become a messy divorce. Then Eva got a little revenge and didn’t tell Tony she was filing and dropped the papers on him, catching him off balance for the media blitz.” SOURCE

At first I was going to make a joke about basketball, but then I remembered I don’t watch basketball because it’s boring. So then I was going to make a joke about Desperate Housewives, but then I remembered I don’t watch that show either because it’s even more boring then watching a ball go through a hoop. Sooo … yeah. Enjoy the bitter divorce proceedings!