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Estella Warren had a very good night!

Estella Warren had a very good night!
May 24, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Estella Warren

Who’s Estella Warren? No freaking clue. I took a cursory glance at her Wikipedia page and as far as I can tell, she’s done a bit of modeling, some synchronized swimming and she starred in Kangaroo Jack (Do you even remember that movie? My apologies.) Well, now she’s made the news again after having what can only be described as the best night anyone has ever had …

The crazy incident occurred Monday night just before midnight. Cops say Warren was driving in L.A. when she struck 3 parked cars in her Toyota Prius. Warren drove away but cops spotted her and placed her under arrest for driving under the influence, though not before she resisted and kicked an officer. Warren was taken to the police station in handcuffs, and during the booking process she managed to get out of her handcuffs and then run out the back door! Warren was quickly recaptured. Warren is being booked for felony escape. We’re told she will also be booked for assault, hit and run and DUI. SOURCE

So … yeah, holy crap, she did pretty well for a drunk chick. I can barely make a quick escape when I’m sober, no less drunk. Actually, the only thing I can do after a couple drinks is lose my pants, spill my drink and talk like one of the contestants on Rupaul’s Drag Race. “Don’t be shady, be a lady! Hallelu, ladies! Oh Jesus, the room is spinning … the jig is up! *Throws a drag over shoulder, vomits, passes out*”

Estella Warren