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Elizabeth Hurley is a dumbass!

Elizabeth Hurley is a dumbass!

Once upon a time, Elizabeth Hurley was the luckiest bitch in the world, for she was a huge model, and she managed to marry a billionaire. Well, now she’s not so lucky, because she just split with the guy amid rumors that she was cheating on the poor guy. I don’t say this too often, but holy shit, Elizabeth Hurley is the dumbest person on the planet.

“Not a great day. For the record, my husband Arun & I separated a few months ago. Our close family & friends were aware of this,” she tweeted on Sunday. Elizabeth’s announcement comes amid a News of the World report that she spent the night at a London hotel with Australian cricket player Shane Warne. SOURCE

I’m just going to say this once, so listen closesly: A BILLIONAIRE? YOU CHEATED ON A BILLIONAIRE?! WITH A FUCKING CRICKET PLAYER?! CRICKET ISN’T EVEN A REAL SPORT! Jesus, and it’s not like the billionaire was ugly either; hell, the man is actually decently hot. And you cheated on the hot billionaire with a cricket player with a double chin?! Oh my God, you’re so stupid I want to punch you in the brain! GRAH! (P.S., can someone get me that billionaire guy’s number? He’s putting a ring on this bitch whether he likes it or not.)