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Elisabetta Canalis got booted from ‘Dancing with the Stars’

Elisabetta Canalis got booted from ‘Dancing with the Stars’
September 28, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Elisabetta Canalis

Good news everyone! Chaz Bono is still on Dancing with the Stars! And even better news: Elisabetta Canalis, who you might know from being Clooney’s former piece and absolutely nothing else, finally got kicked off the show for being a terrible dancer. You know you suck at dancing when Nancy Grace can show her nipple and still come off as more watchable than you. The Huffington Post reports:

The Italian actress who romanced George Clooney has done her last dance on Dancing With the Stars. Elisabetta Canalis was dismissed from the show Tuesday, despite her third-place finish on Monday’s episode. She and her professional partner earned 21 points out of 30 for their quickstep routine – a six point improvement over their debut dance. But fans failed to keep her in the competition.

Okay, so admittedly she did much better than she did last week, but still, I just find her annoying, her first dance was awful, and the only thing she’s ever really done to be relevant was bang George Clooney, an honor she shares with pretty much every single human being that has, or had, a vagina. Honestly, I’d be willing to bet money he tried to bang Chaz before he had his corrective surgery. “Oh come on, just consider it your bergina’s last hurrah. Still like girls, huh? All right, fine, I’ll see if Buck Angel is free …”

Elisabetta Canalis