Look, it’s been a long, long day. The less fortunate were screwed over by a famewhore, Santa Claus got herpes, Rihanna was called a racial slure … so let’s just cut our losses and end with hottie Ryan Gosling (along with Eva Mendes and Jim Carrey) spreading some drunk holiday cheer via Funny Or Die, okay? Okay. Merry five days before Christmas, everyone! And happy first day of Hanukkah! Can you believe it’s the 25th day of Kislev already? Man, where did the year go?