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Drake and Nicki Minaj are maybe banging? I think?

Drake and Nicki Minaj are maybe banging? I think?

Still wondering if Nicki Minaj and Drake are actually a couple or if they’re just fuck buddies or what? Well, prepare to get even more confused, because Nicki went on the record to say that she and Drake will probably end up having kids even though they’re not dating. Say WHAAAAAAAA?!

When asked about the ongoing rumors that she and the Canadian-born superstar were a couple, Nicki toyed with the idea. “I think (our children will) definitely have my personality,” she said. “My mother in law will be super beautiful, so that’s good ’cause Drake’s mom is freaking amazing. I love her. (Our kids will) have Drake’s intelligence. They’ll have his sarcastic wittiness that I love about him, and they’ll have his songwriting skills.” SOURCE

Well gee, that answers … actually, nothing at all. As far as I can tell, this just means that (A) they are fucking, but (B) they aren’t a couple and (C) Nicki Minaj finds this incestuous for some reason. My God, it’s Donny and Marie Osmond all over again.