Jurors came back with the verdict moments ago after a grueling 6-week trial, finding prosecutors proved beyond a reasonable doubt … Dr. Murray is responsible for MJ’s death. Murray faces up to 4 years behind bars, but the reality is … he will not go to state prison because of a new law, and will likely serve his time in L.A. County Jail.
The funny thing is, as soon as the verdict was reached, you could actually hear a tiny, high-pitched “WOOP!” in the background that I just know was Michael’s sister LaToya Jackson (okay, I don’t actually know this, but it totally sounded like her!) It’s funny to think of LaToya as the little-voiced, high-pitched angel of revenge who has been waiting to strike him down for years now. “I am the vengeful hand of the Lord, and now you must die! *Throws him into the maw* Teeheeheeheehee!”