#DOOM: Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton together again!

#DOOM: Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton together again!
August 4, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton

There are a lot of things Paris Hilton has done in her (I guess you can call it a) career to be ashamed of: her terrible reality television gigs, her failure as a film actress, her horrid music … the list goes on. But possibly the worst thing she ever did was pass on her famewhore torch to Kim Kardashian, thereby branching out the tree of man’s inhumanity to man via her and her sisters. But then Paris compared Kim’s ass to a trash bag full of cottage cheese and they didn’t talk to each other for years, so that was nice. But now it looks like they’ve mended some fences, so just assume the world is coming to an end and everything you know will be consumed by The Fire. The Fire wants for nothing. It only desires for the world to know its incredible strength.

Reminiscing about the 1st time we went to Ibiza in 2006! @parishilton it was so good to see you & catch up!! Loves it lol

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.