I’m not sure what it is about seeing someone perform live, but it’s like seeing someone on stage activates the douche node in a person’s brain. Actually, real story here: There’s this Toronto drag queen who was performing one night when some little twink decided to be cute and dance in front of her, blocking everyone’s view. After a few warning, she got fed up and clocked him over the head with her mic, which was BADASS. The same thing basically happened during Rihanna‘s concert across the pond in Birmingham, when a fan decided to be cute and grab onto her arm like a bear trap and not let go. Rihanna, clearly sick of this sh!t, clocked him over the head with her mic. The lesson here is DON’T BE A DICK WHEN SOMEONE’S PERFORMING.