Because you can’t run a story about a white, psychopathic man without getting Donald Trump‘s opinions on it (He thinks they’re great!), The Don apparently thinks that Charlie Sheen is doing just fine and is, as he’s already stated, a winner.
“[Charlie] is not doing so badly — I thought he’d be a total wreck,” Donald told Billy Bush and Kit Hoover of the embattled star’s status in an interview on Access Hollywood Live on Wednesday. “I think Charlie’s doing not so bad. So far, Charlie’s a winner!”
“I’d love to have [Charlie on the show], but I’ll be honest — I think what’s going to happen is [‘Two and a Half Men’] is going to end up signing him for a lot more money than he was getting paid in the first place,” Donald told Billy and Kit when asked if he would consider giving the actor a job on his hit NBC reality show. “It’s all about ratings in this crazy business, and if you have ratings, you can be the worst person on earth and they’re going to sign you. I think Charlie will do very well.” SOURCE
Yes, the violent, coke-addicted, insane man who lost custody of his kids, got banned from the Warner Brothers lot and is pretty much the butt of every joke on the Internet right now? He’s a fucking winner man. I mean, granted, in the real world when someone loses their job and their kids due to a violent drug addiction, they’re usually branded a loser, but that’s only because they don’t have tiger blood coursing through their veins.