So apparently, Madonna was doing a sound check before a show in Santiago, in the middle of a rainstorm no less, when someone in the audience decided to light up a smoke. The nicotine from the tiny puff of smoke was just enough to irritate her, and she unloaded a steaming hot plate of “BITCH NO YOU DON’T” on him. To be honest, I’m not sure what Madonna’s complaining about, since her last album is a thinly-veiled reference to ecstasy and she’s been riding that opportunistic bit for almost an entire year now. If the worst they’re doing at her concerts is smoking, she should count herself lucky.
Don’t smoke around Madonna or else!
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