Don’t leave Courtney Love alone with a keyboard!

Stop me if you heard this one: Someone let Courtney Love have an Internet connection, and then she used it to spray batshit all over Twitter. This time, instead of accusing Kermit the Frog of raping her, she’s now claiming that Dave Grohl had sex with her daughter, Frances Bean, because he had a crush on Kurt Cobain. See what I mean? Bat. Shit. Gawker reports:

Last night on her private Twitter account @cbabymichelle, Courtney Love accused 43-year-old Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl of putting the moves on 19-year-old Frances Bean Cobain, whom she claims went home with Grohl. “He had that romney rape thing about him,” she mysteriously concludes about the “gross old man macking on Kurt Cobain’s only child.” Courtney has a longstanding beef with Grohl, whom she accuses of wasting Nirvana’s money and riding Kurt Cobain’s coattails. He also knew Frances when she was a baby. Courtney aired the story to @cbabymichelle’s 795 followers last night, interspersed with rage tweets about Frances’ boyfriend and rambling tweets about Buddhism.

UPDATE: Dave Grohl has responded to Love’s accusations in a statement: “Unfortunately Courtney is on another hateful Twitter rant. These new accusations are upsetting, offensive and absolutely untrue.”

Once again: KIDS. See this? See all of this? THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER,  EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER DO DRUGS. EVER. Also because they’re dangerous and they can kill you.

Courtney Love and Dave Grohl

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