do not ever get engaged to megan fox

do not ever get engaged to megan fox
June 16, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

In every failed relationship, there’s always moments that raise the red flag. Sometimes it’s a matter of the person being really rude to waiters or screaming at you for no discernible reason. Or in Megan Fox‘s case, she gets a tattoo in another man’s honor, then you propose to her for the second time, and then she loses the engagement ring. RED FLAG.

Her on-again-off-again boyfriend proposed on the beach at the Four Seasons Hualalai hotel on the Big Island in Hawaii, sources tell Us, but Megan lost the ring in the sand. “I saw her jumping up and down,” a witness said. “Later, I saw a half dozen staff sifting through the sand.” The search was reportedly unsuccessful. SOURCE

I’m not saying that it should be incredibly obvious that getting engaged to Megan Fox is a terrible idea, but all I’m saying is that I’m surprised God himself didn’t ride down in a chariot of fire with a choir of angels singing his praises, stop right in front of Brian Austin Green, and say “Hey, you see that chick over there? The one with the huge tits and ass? Yeah, well, DO NOT MARRY HER. ‘Kay, see you in about five years!”