Don’t ask Rihanna about Ashton Kutcher!

Personally, if I happened to be starring in Battleship (“Only the second worst movie you’ll ever see about pegging!” – not the actual tag line) and had to answer questions about it at a press conference, I would be only too glad to talk about anything other than that piece of shit. Suppressing a cat’s anal glands? Sure. Ex-boyfriends and why I dumped them? Absolutely. But Rihanna doesn’t feel the same way, because when someone asked her to talk about the rumors of her and Ashton Kutcher, she went all ‘bitch please’ on the poor reporter. You know, because it’s not like RiRi is famous and responsible for her actions, thus the public curiosity of her life is a natural trade-off for the money and adoration she receives. Let’s just all go back to talking about how a movie where aliens launch pegs at Navy ships isn’t a totally dumb idea.

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