DJ Jane Bang tells Paris Hilton to suck it!

Just in case you forgot, Paris Hilton is terrible at everything. But recently, she showed everyone that she is terrible at being a DJ, which really shouldn’t come as a surprise because once again: Paris + Doing things = SUUUUUUUUUCK. But of course, when you desecrate an art form, it’s only a matter of times before the artists start piling on you, which is just what happened when DJ Jane Bang released this wonderful diss track (listen to it below) calling out Paris for basically trying and failing to suck talent out of DJ Afrojack‘s dick. TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned … DJ Jane Bang — a popular NY electronic music DJ — has released a new Paris Hilton diss track … in which she rips the heiress as a “fake DJ” who “can’t mix for s**t.” Hilton’s been under fire ever since she appeared at a gig in San Paulo, Brazil and announced she and DJ Afrojack would be releasing an electronic music album together. Jane Bang is now adding to the hate with a track titled, “Put Your Hands Up for the DJs” … which contains the lyric aimed squarely at Hilton: “B**ch you ain’t no DJ … You a fake DJ … You didn’t mix that track … You f**kin iTunes’d that!”

Once again, did anyone expect anything different? They put Paris, a woman with an IQ lower than her impossibly large shoe size, behind a complex electronic instrument and expected her to somehow not fail gloriously in front of thousands of people. This is like throwing a toaster into an aquarium in the hopes that the fish will figure out how to make Eggos.

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