Yup, Miley Cyrus and pornstar Jessie Andrews. Hey, why not right? Anyway, after Israeli DJ Borgore‘s track “Decisions” hit the web a few months ago (with Miley on vocals), the video has finally arrived, featuring … cake. Lots and lots of cake. Honestly, there’s something about the song’s weirdly literal cake metaphors that makes me think of it as the dubstep version of “MacArthur Park”. At least he was smart enough not to leave his cake out in the rain, but still, ease off the cake thing. It’s weird.
DJ Borgore’s music video with Miley Cyrus and a pornstar!
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