If you haven’t heard, DIRECTV has dropped twenty-five channels, most of them Viacom properties such as Comedy Central, VH1 and — GASP! — Logo! NOOOOO! Which means if you have DIRECTV, you will no longer be able to watch the best show ever, RuPaul’s Drag Race when it airs, and you’ll be subject to the horrors of spoilers! SPOILERS I SAY!
But there is hope: RuPaul is here to let you know how you can call up those shady bitches at DIRECTV and tell them to bring back Logo. DIRECTV … your service is must-see TV, but you dropped the ball when you dropped RuPaul. I’m sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination. This is your last chance to impress the judges by RuPologizing. Good luck … and don’t f*ck it up.