Dina May Have Paid Off Lindsay’s Accuser

Dina May Have Paid Off Lindsay’s Accuser
January 21, 2011 JEREMY FEIST

Did I say “may have”? I actually meant “DEFINITELY”. It turns out the whole reason why Lindsay Lohan was never really brought in for beating the crap out of a woman trying to give her a Breathalyzer test was because her accuser was bribed with a cool $25,000. Or in Dina Lohan terms, about 500 bottles of vodka.

A plan to pay Lindsay Lohan’s accuser $25,000 was not a “deal” but just an “idea” a source close to Dawn Holland claimed RadarOnline.com exclusively as sensational accusations exploded in the case.

We broke the story that the fired Betty Ford Center worker secretly cut a $25,000 agreement with the Hollywood actress’ camp after refusing to cooperate with police in a probe against her. Holland accused Lindsay of attacking her. SOURCE

Wait, where the hell did the Lohans come up with $25,000? Aren’t these people all basically broke and unemployed? Man, Dina must have really been working those handjobs behind Applebee’s. If you put her arm under a blacklight, you’d be able to see it from space.