Dina Lohan says “DERRRRRRP!”

Dina Lohan says “DERRRRRRP!”
December 23, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

After reports circulated that Dina Lohan told Lindsay Lohan not to take a Breathalyzer test, Dina decided to come forward saying she never advised her daughter to refuse it. Which sounds completely reasonable until you realize that Dina’s mission in life is to ensure that LiLo consumes enough Vodka to get the entire country of Russia shitty.

Dina says, when she was speaking with Lindsay, she was merely trying to comfort her after what the employee did to her. Lindsay claims Holland berated and grabbed her. Dina adds, “I stand behind my daughter 100% … the whole thing with the woman is a little sketchy.” SOURCE

Like all truths, I’m pretty sure it lies somewhere in the middle of all this shit: Lindsay probably wasn’t grabbed or hit, and I sincerely doubt that the woman she smacked is the reincarnation of Mother Teresa. That being said, if it turns out that Dina wasn’t telling her daughter to do something illegal so that she could keep riding on her coattails? Yeah, not so much.