Dina and Lindsay Lohan got in a huge fight!

Remember how, in the wake of her horrifically uncomfortable Dr. Phil interview, Dina Lohan swore up and down that she never went out clubbing with her daughter, Lindsay Lohan? Well, she said it, so obviously it must not be true, so the two of them went out clubbing last night. (Bear in mind: This was a Tuesday night.) One thing lead to another, and the two of them got into a physical fight and the police were called in to break them up. But no, Lindsay’s life is totally fine and Dina isn’t a complete failure as a mother. TMZ reports:

It started last night when the duo went to a nightclub in New York City. Our photog says they left the club at around 4 AM and headed back to Dina’s home in Long Island. Lindsay and Dina started arguing in the car and it escalated when they got home. We’re told it became physical with Lindsay sustaining a cut on her leg. We’re also told there was property damage — including a broken bracelet of Lindsay’s — that occurred during the scuffle. We’re told the 911 call was a domestic violence call. Sources say in one of the 911 calls to cops … the caller said Lindsay was being held against her will by Dina and the driver.

The only thing that really surprises me about any of this is that this is the first time it’s happened. No, I’m not shocked and flabbergasted that Dina and Lindsay would go out clubbing and end up in a knock-down brawl, so much as I’m amazed that this is a unique event. Seriously, I’m pretty sure the Lohans were created in a lab beneath the set of Jerry Springer; throwing chairs at each other is probably how they say “hello”.

But in all seriousness, I am pretty pissed at this. I mean … what’s going on here, Lindsay? Why would you think that clubbing with your completely not-all-there mom on a Tuesday night was a good idea? Why put yourself in a situation that you know is unhealthy? Just … ugh. I know she’s not going to take any personal responsibility for this, she’ll just blame the media for picking on her or blowing things out of proportion, but seriously, take better care of yourself, because this isn’t going to end well for you.

UPDATE: Lindsay and Dina were caught hugging it out this morning.

Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan

PHOTO | TMZ

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