Dina Lohan is still delusional!

Because Dina Lohan needs a way to exploit Lindsay regardless of where she currently is, Dina decided to go back on Today and lie to Matt Lauer‘s face again so that she could put food on the table. And by ‘food’, I mean vodka. And by ‘table’, I mean her mouth.

Lindsay Lohan’s mother says her daughter’s treatment for addiction at the Betty Ford Clinic has been “life-changing.” Dina Lohan says the world-renowned addiction center in Rancho Mirage, Calif., is “an amazing place” that has really dug into the Mean Girls actress’ problems and brought them to the surface. She said Lindsay, who was seen shopping on an approved outing over the weekend, is happy and relaxed. SOURCE

The way I know that everything that she just said was a lie, besides the fact that they were words that came out of Dina’s face-hole, is that the people at Betty Ford told Lindsay to fire her mother as her manager/enabler. I think if Dina actually knew that Lindsay was being advised to shit-can her, she’d probably be on the Today show screaming about how the people at Betty Ford are all Nazi Hitlers who are trying to outlaw Mama’s pain-go-bye-bye juice.



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