Dina Lohan is still a giant failure as a mother!

The general rule in Hollywood is that, if you want to save a little face, you go to Barbara Walters. Barbara will lob soft balls at you while she sings you a lullaby and bakes you cookies. Case in point: Dina Lohan went to Barbara to let everyone know that, while she may have screwed her kids up to the point of no return, she’s a great mother. Yeah, and so was Joan Crawford.

According to Walters, Dina also wanted to make it clear that while Lindsay, 24, has had her troubles, she is a “reliable and good mother”, and that she and the other children are doing well, including excelling in school. Walters also said that Dina told her that Lindsay – who checked into Betty Ford last week – has 24 more days to complete of her 30 day stint at the clinic. SOURCE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my God, I honestly have nothing to add to this. What, you were expecting a joke? Please, like I can top that gem right there. Oh my God, if this bitch is a good mother, I’m still a virgin and Lindsay doesn’t spend her days talking with Jack Daniels, the magical liquid man who helps her forget that Daddy never told her he loved her.

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