Dina Lohan: Giving advice to Amanda Bynes’ parents?

Since Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes are now both in New York City, presumably to turn it into a real life Thunderdome (Two drunken, entitled, hit-and-running starlets enter, only one gets out alive!) Dina Lohan has decided that now is the perfect time to give some advice to Amanda’s parents. Shockingly, “pour gin directly into your eyeballs then try and shoplift a Cookiepuss ice cream cake out of Carvel between your thighs” is not part of it. Entertainment Tonight reports …

“You know, I’m a mother, and I feel that that’s for her mother to speak about, and not me, because people have spoken for my child and myself, so I really feel that’s for her parents to discuss and Amanda herself,” says Dina. Asked for general advice for parents since she’s been through similar situations, Dina replies, “Just be around. … It’s hard when your daughter’s not, you know, over 18, and you want to let them go … and they want to, you know, feel like they’re in control of themselves. So it’s a very strategic place for a parent to be, but she’ll be ok.”

And to undercut that, here is Dina denying that she was drunk on Dr. Phil:

As for her much talked-about appearance on Dr. Phil in which she appeared to be under the influence, Dina sets the record straight, saying, “I was absolutely not under, intoxicated, or on any kind of medication. I was extremely upset.”

“Okay, okay, now lishen to me, Amanda Bynes’ parents … no, lishen to me. Lishen. Lishen. Lishen. Now, Amanda is a very talented rip-off of my LiLo, but you gotsta to start ridin’ that! Just look at me: my daughter got famous, now I’m being hailed as the White Oprah! What’s that? No, I did not sell out my daughter! HOW DARE YOU!” – Dina Lohan, drunkenly screaming at a poster for Hotel Transylvania.

Dina Lohan and Amanda Bynes

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