Dina Lohan hates cocaine?

Despite the fact that no one asked her, Dina Lohan sat down with Entertainment Tonight to tell everyone how much she absolutely hates cocaine. Just detests the stuff, really. I mean, could you imagine a member of the Lohan family partaking in cocaine? Don’t answer that.

Did Lindsay Lohan lie about her mother having an alleged cocaine problem? Dina Lohan sets the record straight for ET‘s Christina McLarty.

“Absolutely lied. We were having an argument, it escalated,” explains Dina of their October altercation which was recorded by her father, Michael Lohan. “She just wanted to hurt me at that moment. You know, mothers [and] daughters, we fight.”

Dina tells Christina that it pained her to see that private family moment “go public and viral.” As for accusations that she uses cocaine, Dina replies, “I hate cocaine. I don’t do cocaine.”

After Lindsay proclaimed that she was not being truthful about her accusations against her mother about cocaine use, Dina says, “I’m so proud of her for telling the truth because it destroyed me. I mean, I cried for weeks. It just hurt me so bad and she knew how horrible that was, and she came clean and told the truth that she lied. I’m very proud of her for that, which is very difficult to have to do.”

No, totally, a middle-aged woman getting into a screaming match with her daughter in the wee hours of the morning is totally not something a coke-head would do! That’s just inconceivable is what it is. No, that was just two completely sane people having a friendly discussion that the media blew out of proportion. I hear there were tea and biscuits involved too.

Dina and Lindsay Lohan

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