Dina Lohan has always been a parental failure!

Just in case you ever doubted Dina Lohan‘s ability to completely suck at being a competent mother, reports are coming in saying that Dina was warned seven years ago about how her daughter Lindsay Lohan might be a textbook crackwhore, and Dina did… Well, exactly as much parenting as you could expect Dina to do, really. Christ, the woman makes Joan Crawford look like Carol Brady!

But our sources say the investigator became alarmed when he saw Lindsay clubbing all over town, which made the investigator fear she was drinking and driving. Law enforcement then contacted Dina to give her the heads-up. Dina wasn’t answering her phone, so voicemail messages were left warning her of Lindsay’s Hollywood antics. Dina never called back … not even once. A source close to Dina tells TMZ, “If law enforcement was so worried about Lindsay’s safety, why didn’t they send someone to Dina’s home to inform her?” SOURCE

Oh my GOD, can’t you just feel the unwarranted self-righteous indignation coming off of that last quote? I’m willing to bet cash that instead of an angel and a devil on her shoulders, Dina just has two magical talking gin bottles that keep screaming “THEIR FAULT! THEIR FAULT! THEIR FAULT!” Like mother, like daughter!

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