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Dina and Lindsay Lohan’s house is under foreclosure?

Dina and Lindsay Lohan’s house is under foreclosure?

Dina and Lindsay Lohan

Recently, Lindsay Lohan‘s bank account dried up because, as it turns out, spending all your money on legal fees and gin while not actually working isn’t as financially sound as you would think it is. So Lindsay moved back in with her mother, Dina Lohan, who I’m sure was just thrilled to have her human ATM daughter home with her. Except it turns out, since Lindsay isn’t making any money and since Dina’s only method of making money is by leeching off of Lindsay, their Long Island home is apparently being foreclosed upon. Via Page Six

the server tacked the court papers on the front gate of the troubled star’s childhood house in Merrick, where Dina and Lindsay brawled in October. The court documents — which a source said names both Lindsay, 26, and her mom, Dina, 50 — were inside an envelope marked simply: “Important Information Enclosed.” The deliveryman confirmed to The Post that he was a process server and that the papers were related to a “Chase Bank” mortgage issue. “Lindsay is flat-out broke and can’t even afford to rent a two-bedroom apartment in North Hollywood,” the source added. Financial woes run in the family. Hard-partying Dina has racked up more than $1 million in debt in the past decade, barely avoiding foreclosure on the $1.3 million house in 2005 and 2012, court documents show.

The biggest problem here is that both Lindsay and Dina are convinced they’re still highly-sought after stars, and are committed to living that lifestyle. Except Lindsay blew her chance at stardom by being horrifically unprofessional, while Dina … well, Dina was never a star, and she still isn’t, but she’s been living her unfulfilled dreams vicariously through Lindsay for so long that I guess she’s convinced she’s someone who matters. It might be time for them to actually, you know, do something.